Me as a parent
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College // Tristan π Since 2014 //
I've been negative my whole life and it's time to change that πΈ
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my hobbies include staring into the refrigerator and waiting for something to magically appear that I’d like to eat

| Gryffindor: | Those witty classmates who always have a sarcastic comment for those annoying people who couldn't care less about school because the bs is too much for them to take silently. |
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| Hufflepuff: | The friend who you may not have seen in forever but will pick things up with no hesitation as long. The honest and hardworking ones who hate cheaters. Especially the ones who brag about how good they are at cheating. |
| Ravenclaw: | The ones who hate group project because they're simultaneously bitter over doing all the work but also reluctant to give any work to anyone else because you really can't trust them. |
| Slytherin: | The ones who seem to not be able to be bothered to do anything but they're actually balancing everything at once and just trying to make it through and please everyone even though they're tearing themselves apart sometimes. |
(via wild-nirvana)
I hate getting flash backs from things, I don’t want to remember.
(via and-then-i-jumped)